A list of puns related to "911"
The dispatcher replied, βSo... no shirt, no shoes, no cervix?β
Because that's the proper First Aid number
I responded: So they can send the swat team.
The cop car comes in reverse
It was an emergent sea.
Pretty sure he was plotting something...
She can't find the 11
"Don't worry, sir," reassured the dispatcher. "Emergency services are on their way. Just try to remain calm and stay with her until they arrive."
"How long will the ambulance be?" the man asked.
"About eighteen feet," replied the dispatcher.
Not my dad but I saw this and automatically thought of dad jokes.. http://imgur.com/eZSMsbq
Man: My wife is getting into labor i dont know what to do
Operator: is it her first born?
Man: no it is her husbend
911: calm down...we don't want a panic! at the disco
911 Operator: 911 what's your emergency
Man: My wife is going into labour and I don't know what to do!
911 Operator: Okay. Calm down. Is this her first child?
Man: No, this is her husband.
Sorry if the spacing is off, I'm typing this from my phone.
There was an attempted murder.
βWtf is manslaughter then.β
I tell you: those guys at 1822 are the worst.
Now she's on a watch list.
I came downstairs from taking a shower. Everything was going great ... Until I looked out in the kitchen and saw my dad sprawled out facedown on the floor. I only saw his bottom half, and I was too afraid to look through the doorway and see what the hell happened. I instantly freaked out and started yelling. I don't even remember what I said, but it was something like "What's going on?!?" or "What happened here?!?!" I don't even know what was going on in my head. I thought he passed out or had a heart attack or something. My dog was standing over him staring, looking really confused.
I pulled out my phone and tried to dial my mom, but I was too nervous. Then I realized that was stupid and I should call 911. (Keep in mind I was so panicked/freaked out that I hadn't even seen his face... If he died or something I didn't want to see it. I was terrified.) The whole time I was yelling "What happened??! What's going on?!?!" I dialed the 9, maybe the 1...
And he stands up, laughing. He wanted to see how I would handle the situation. His explanation was he "thought it would be funny to see how I'd act."
I can't unsee it. I honestly thought he collapsed from a heart attack or something. He thought the whole thing was hilarious.
https://i.chzbgr.com/original/8128352512/1B332EFF/1
http://i.imgur.com/hTWLwtk.jpg
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