I just finished listening to 7800 Fahrenheit, when I was putting the record in the sleeve I noticed Tico wasn’t in the group photo on the back of the record. Could anyone give some information?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
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** GameMaker Studio 2 Bundle**
Super Raft Boat
Post Void
Last Horizon
Space Gladiators: Escaping Tartarus
Ministry of Broadcas
**THEHUNTER: CALL OF THE WILD COMPLETE BUNDLE**
theHunter: Call of the Wild - Parque Fernando
theHunter: Call of the Wild - Weapon Pack 1
theHunter: Call of the Wild - Smoking Barrels Weapon Pack
theHunter: Call of the Wild - Treestand & Tripod Pack
**Fighting Juggernauts Bundle **
MORTAL KOMBAT XL
SoulCalibur VI
**December Choice:**
Lacuna - A Sci-Fi Noir Adventure
**November Choice:**
**September Choice:**
Neon Abyss: https://store.steampowered.com/app/788100/Neon_Abyss/
Not For Broadcast: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1147550/Not_For_Broadcast/
Röki: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1067540/Rki/
Narita Boy: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1069530/Narita_Boy/
West of Dead: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1016790/West_of_Dead/
Atomicrops: https://store.steampowered.com/app/757320/Atomicrops/
Swag and Sorcery: [https://store.steampowered.com/app/
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
$10 each:
• U2 - The Unforgettable Fire (VG/VG)
• Pink Floyd - Ummagumma (G/G)
• Pet Shop Boys - It’s A Sin 12” (VG+/VG+)
• Simple Minds - Sparkle In The Rain (VG+/VG+)
• Simple Minds - Life In A Day (VG+/VG+)
• Sting - Nothing Like The Sun (VG+/VG+)
• Third World - You’ve Got The Power (VG+/VG+)
• Third World - Arise In Harmony (VG+/VG+)
• Doug & The Slugs - Music For The Hard Of Thinking (VG+/VG+)
• Commodores - Night Shift (VG+/VG+)
• Billy Joel - The Stranger (VG+/VG+)
• Squeeze - Argy Bargy (VG+/VG+)
• Styx - Paradise Theatre (VG+/VG+)
$15 each:
• Fleetwood Mac - Rumors (VG+/VG+)
• Billy Squier - Don’t Say No (VG+/VG+)
• Bon Jovi - 7800 Fahrenheit (VG+/VG+)
• Eric Clapton - Slowhand (VG+/VG+)
• George Thorogood and The Destroyers - S/T (VG+/VG+)
$20 each:
• Bon Jovi - Slippery When Wet (NM/NM)
• Bruce Springsteen - The River (NM/NM)
• The Doors - Soft Parade (VG+/VG+)
• Led Zeppelin - In Through The Out Door (VG+/VG+)
• Teenage Head - Frantic City (VG+/VG+)
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Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
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**THEHUNTER: CALL OF THE WILD COMPLETE BUNDLE**
theHunter: Call of the Wild - Parque Fernando
theHunter: Call of the Wild - Weapon Pack 1
theHunter: Call of the Wild - Smoking Barrels Weapon Pack
theHunter: Call of the Wild - Treestand & Tripod Pack
**Fighting Juggernauts Bundle **
MORTAL KOMBAT XL
SoulCalibur VI
**December Choice:**
Lacuna - A Sci-Fi Noir Adventure
**November Choice:**
**September Choice:**
Neon Abyss: https://store.steampowered.com/app/788100/Neon_Abyss/
Not For Broadcast: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1147550/Not_For_Broadcast/
Röki: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1067540/Rki/
Narita Boy: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1069530/Narita_Boy/
West of Dead: [https://store.steampowered.co
... keep reading on reddit ➡No Humble Choice please
All steam keys, no links
Keys:*************
**THEHUNTER: CALL OF THE WILD COMPLETE BUNDLE**
theHunter: Call of the Wild - Parque Fernando
theHunter: Call of the Wild - Weapon Pack 1
theHunter: Call of the Wild - Smoking Barrels Weapon Pack
theHunter: Call of the Wild - Treestand & Tripod Pack
**Fighting Juggernauts Bundle **
MORTAL KOMBAT XL
SoulCalibur VI
**December Choice:**
Lacuna - A Sci-Fi Noir Adventure
**November Choice:**
**September Choice:**
Neon Abyss: https://store.steampowered.com/app/788100/Neon_Abyss/
Not For Broadcast: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1147550/Not_For_Broadcast/
Röki: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1067540/Rki/
Narita Boy: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1069530/Narita_Boy/
West of Dead: [https://store.steampower
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