This joke ends in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 3, 2, 1

It’s a four-gone conclusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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I have sex with a $5 lady of the night and I end up getting crabs

I confront her and say,

β€œHey! You gave me crabs!”

And she replies β€œWell, what did you expect? Lobster?

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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I just ended a 5 year old relationship.

Good thing it wasn't mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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6:30 is the best time on a clock.

Hands down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2018
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