Why isn't the Whitehouse 1776 Pennsylvania Ave?

I mean come on?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarwinRue
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Back in 1776 there were a group of men who looked for dads who had left their familes.

These men were the founding fathers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

....because freedom rings.

Edit: wow this is getting decent attention, Happy Brexit 1776 everyone!

Edit 2: top 50 all time on r/dadjokes and I'm not even a dad yet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
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Happy 4th my fellow Americans

What dance was popular in 1776?

Indepen-dance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dorkiesan
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Dad Joked by my Roommate

So I was having a late dinner with my roommate on the last day of our reading break, and we ended up on the topic of historical literacy. This is what followed:

RM: "When was the Declaration of Independence signed?"

Me: "1776."

RM: "Yeah, but specifically what was it signed on?"

Me: "Uh, The Fourth of July?"

RM: "No, it was signed on paper."

Needless to say, I double-facepalmed and finished my shake with that weird feeling you get after such a joke.

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