100000 Puns

A list of puns related to "100000"

How do you end up with 100000 kgs of wool?

With shear determination

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👤︎ u/Harshal_777
📅︎ Apr 13 2018
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If you ever lock yourself out of your house, just talk to the lock calmly.

Because communication is key.

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👤︎ u/DGNOLA12
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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middle-aged guy next to me in the pub yesterday asked the barman if they have a lighter ....

but they only had matches!

so he took them and said

"they'll do just fine. thank you very ...

match"

and yes, he paused, did the finger gun and winked.

surely he was a dad.

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👤︎ u/i_accidently_reddit
📅︎ Mar 08 2014
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