0.9 Puns

A list of puns related to "0.9"

If a member of the US Navy, rank 0-9 performs an act of great valor

Would you say they acted "Admiralably"?

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👤︎ u/boredinwisc
📅︎ Dec 15 2021
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I hate most numbers. The number 2 is definitely second rate, and 3 looks like fish lips. Don’t even get me started on the numbers 4 through 9. 0 means nothing to me.

Should I feel bad for hating so many numbers? Nah. God just wants us to love everyone.

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👤︎ u/SuddenSasquatch
📅︎ Sep 08 2021
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I got a tattoo of the numbers 0 through 9 yesterday

Now I can always count on myself.

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👤︎ u/Dalfamurni
📅︎ Oct 28 2015
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My son just bought a 27-foot long canoe.

He told me it was really expensive because its material, kevlar, its seats, leather, and the hull, 9 yards.

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👤︎ u/Catapult_Power
📅︎ Dec 28 2018
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