.online Puns

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

It still hasn’t arrived.

They puuurrrrrrfer a cat-alogue

It’s a bunch of Monk E-Business.

What do you guys think?

He’s in hot water.

I’ll let you know.

Yeah, they’re open sauce now

I was diluded

He's my Czech mate

Because the customer is always right.

Yamazon.

I honestly didnt think humans were so clumsy.

So they can have a Zoo meeting.

Cost me an arm and a leg.

Abraham LinkedIn

And call it Wackypedia

I told her "page not found"

When I got to the checkout page it asked me if I wanted to leave a note for any substitute items in case they had sold out.

So made a point that they doughnut substitute any, as it was a matter of wife or death.

I thought, I can't turn that down.

They just log on!

They're not going cheep.

Now I have Kenny Loggins.

What he doesn't know is that, on top of that, his wife wants to divorce him. The Wurst is yet to come.

ㅤㅤ

I said, "I didn't have much luck with it, personally."

"But that's where we met," said my girlfriend.

I said, "Exactly."

It has nearly 3,000,000 members already!

I didn’t remember that, but it’s all coming back to me now

I'll be starting at aardvark, like everybody else.

She's a real babe magnet.

She does a lot of sole searching.

It's called a Kit-Cat.

You take away his Reddit card.

(I'm assuming some other dad already told you the one about the rhino's credit card 300 times...)

What is a cow's favorite drink?

A:a smoooothie

... He took a couple bytes of it

My time has come

I was an e-male

Previously owned by Neil Diamond.

It was an on again-off again relationship..

They are afraid they might get hooked, or catfished.

an eraser.

It still hasn't arrived yet.

It still hasn't arrived yet.

I'll let you know

Cost me an arm and a leg.