Someone who likes playing racing games online is...

an eraser.

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👤︎ u/Unfussed
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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Dad to Son: "Have you heard about the new online game that's just been released that's heaps popular and getting a lot of press?

Son: "What's it called?"

Dad: "Month."

Son: "Huh?"

Dad: "Apparently it's twice as good as Fortnite".

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👤︎ u/Sando75
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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I like to watch People play games online. Guess that makes me a "Streaming fan"
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👤︎ u/Albin1116
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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Dadjoked my son's friends in an online game. Nobody laughed.

Last night I was playing an online game with some of my son's friends, and one randomly texted on the in-game chat: "I just ate an apple. RAW!"

I wrote back, "That's hard core!"

Nobody laughed. At least, that I saw. :(

Edit: Holy moly, it gets mediocre response two days ago when it's posted, then it blows up over the weekend. Thanks for all the upvotes, folks! Love all the other terrible jokes & puns on here!

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👤︎ u/akambe
📅︎ Jul 25 2014
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Mom asked me if i could pause an online game.

I said, no it's impausible

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📅︎ May 29 2018
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I told my wife it's funny that I can't beat my friend in a certain card game, but win against him every time in the online version.

I guess when I'm using a mouse something just clicks.

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👤︎ u/Gunnrhildr
📅︎ Oct 12 2015
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Popped a dad joke while playing an online game with friends

I was playing a game of heroes of the storm with friends. We played a map where the objective is to grow a giant plant to attack the enemies base.

My friend commented "I am really starting to like this map!" I said in return "Yeah, it's really starting to grow on me." Of course I was promptly told to shut up by my friend.

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👤︎ u/Chilaxbro
📅︎ Jun 05 2015
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My Xbox Red-Ringed...he couldn't resist.
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👤︎ u/DasPossum
📅︎ Nov 18 2013
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[REQUEST] Username Pun

Hi guys, I need to change my username online (mostly used in games) as it's not really something unique ( came from a book I read when I was younger ).

I'm trying to find something quite funny, with plays on words for example. But english isn't my native language and I find it quite hard ! So I'm asking you guys to help me :) You're the best for that imho !

If you could help me find something mixing music (percussions/drums), sciences (my field of study, physics to be more precise), beer and animals maybe (?) (because I like that !)

I think this is possible to find something using some science-specific noun and something else. But I can't seem to find one that suits me :(

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👤︎ u/PRD-dat
📅︎ Mar 10 2016
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