.mg Puns

A list of puns related to ".mg"

I eat a lot of salt, but the WHO suggests consuming 2,000 mg of sodium daily.

I don't know what a band knows about health, but I take it with a grain of salt.

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👤︎ u/berriobvious
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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Bust out the 808 (mg sodium per serving?)
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👤︎ u/captaininvengo
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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0mg?! You gotta be sheeting me Doc!
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👤︎ u/alphadragoon89
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?

Plastic explosives.

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👤︎ u/noblegreed
📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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I found out today my toaster isn’t waterproof.

I was shocked.

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👤︎ u/Arkham_Asylum27
📅︎ May 21 2020
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This guy pulled off a 5-month long con with a hidden fake mustache just to make a dad joke...and it’s truly amazing

https://i.imgur.com/O6ePcMG.jpg

I can’t imagine what that guy is doing now...what left is there to do in life after reaching the pinnacle of dad jokes.

An inspiration to us all.

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👤︎ u/GreekAlphabetSoup
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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What does a rusty cow say?

MgOOO!!!

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👤︎ u/ArsenalMain
📅︎ Oct 10 2016
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