Google is so useless!! I have been searching for lighters...

It showed 3,654 matches instead!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_PunGent
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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I think Google is broken...

I went on it the other day looking for lighters and it just came up with thousands of matches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Heres a bacteria joke. If you dont get it just google it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHotSouthWinds
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Google is riding around on some CHROME rims
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I can't help it, I like Google's "I'm feeling lucky" button

It's basically love at first site.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrethedev
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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I got an email from Google Earth saying it can β€œread maps backwards” and I thought

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Google Maps: Your route may be affected by winter storm Uri.

I hope you’re not in a Uri.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CecilBlight
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Google sheets
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πŸ‘€︎ u/T1_L
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Search for this subreddit on Google and the tagline says "the best Dad Jokes on reddit"

But I joke other places, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kojaengi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Have you heard of the underwater google bandit?

They can’t find him because victims are only giving vague descriptions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obscure_Things
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Every time I ask my son what a new phrase means, he tells me to google it.

Kids these days have a lot of slang for a killer clown movie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J3fbr0nd0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why would you Google the prime minister of Israel?

Because he is Netanyahu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RainyBBQ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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google 🀝 jarvis
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreepystoneReddit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What is the weather always like above Google's headquarters?

Cloudy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Google stop should also be there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/munimjaffer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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The Indianapolis Colts lost again today, and now everyone is mad at Google Maps...

...because any idiot could have told them to take Teddy Bridgewater over Philip Rivers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolytroposJ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Google slides
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πŸ‘€︎ u/T1_L
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Google is set to come out with a new browser that manages search results based solely on your DNA

Set to be called the Google Chromosome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikindaguy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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If Google released a really expensive watch

Buying one would be a Google flex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/calendar_cable
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dane-Direct
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Hey kids for your online schooling do you prefer Google meet?...

...or Google vegetables?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eagle4523
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Google Doctors
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDogg323
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Going to school to learn how to Google+
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mich_mic
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Hey Google! Translate β€œΒΏComo estas frijole Coca Cola?” into English.

Google: Ok... But you’re not gonna like it...

β€œHowya bean pop?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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My Google password is "SnowWhite&the7dwarves"

Because it said I needed at least 8 characters, including caps, a number and a symbol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Check out the Chrome Wheels from Google.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/link619
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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I got some socks from Google...

of course they were YouTube socks! https://i.imgur.com/iKyHpRn.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edrabbit
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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A disgruntled Google Cloud employee asked me for advice on how he could get back at his boss. I told him...

"Don't forget to tip your server."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Very funny Google play
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fliptheflunk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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The moment I learned that β€œphα»Ÿβ€ is actually pronounced β€œfuh,” I knew the time was ripe to write a Google review for my all-time favourite phở restaurant. (I guess this qualifies more as β€˜racy wordplay’ than it does β€˜punny’?)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/70M70M
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Is Google Assistant a dad?

http://i.imgur.com/KD1dxhgh.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GiveMeBackMySon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2016
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Google is so dangerous! I searched how to become and arsonist.....

And immediately received 50,000 matches!!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Google drive
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuspiciousOmelet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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I asked Google what IDK means

All Google would say is "I don't know"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marney2013
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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I tried to Google "medieval servant boy"

It came back: "page not found"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963Jan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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google shouldn't be trackin us like this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/legsofhair
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I hate google maps sometimes

It says "take the right lane to turn right to ...", but it doesn't tell me which lane is the right one and which lane is the wrong one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zerio13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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What did I just see suddenly and unexpectedly on Google Earth?

Sudden Canyon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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When you ask google assistant for a pun and you instantly regret it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shrimpydoodaa
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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I work at Google...

Ran into my dad when I was out and about with a friend. We sat down for a drink and conversation somehow turned to our respective work places. My friend says "I work at Google and there...". My dad interrupts him and legit goes "Really?! You work at Google? I Google at work!" with this stupid grin on his face.

I could hear loudly my friend's silent groan :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bustcratch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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I asked my Google Home if it had a boyfriend or a girlfriend

It said β€œNo, I guess you could say I’m still searching”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchibaldIX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Hey Google, Have you watched Star Chores?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonnAwesome
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;

"That's just spam!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jahnatan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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I got an email from Google Earth saying it can β€œread maps backwards” and I thought

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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I got an email from Google that said "At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards". And so I thought...

"That's just spam"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amphibatron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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