A list of puns related to "Phil"
Iβve been waiting for this moment all my life
In his stu-stu-studio
He visits ant infested houses, kills all the ants for free with the condition of keeping dead ants' heads to himself.
He is a Phil-ant-trophist.
John left large shoes to Phil.
but his Shoes were too big to phil
... But hey !! Take a look at me now.
I once had a friend named Phil who would put extra salt on his noodles. He died of high cholesterol.
Can I get a Ramen?
But take a look at me now.
He calls it Flex Seal Navidad
No Jacket Required
Itβs okay though. His business is contracted by the city to maintain them.
To which I replied, "No, I'm here for Beethoven. Who the heck is Will Call?" Worth it for the few 'extra air out of the nose' laughs I got from the three people around me.
In the Stu-stu-studio.
Came up with this at work the other day. A customer asked for her purchase for free after I shared it with her.
I few months back he asked if I'd seen the Phillips Head..
I told him to check his shoulders.
Laughed way too hard at my own joke that day
https://twitter.com/penguins/status/643509078795395072
βYou only get one chance at a first impression. I suggest Julia Child because itβs easy to do. βSave the gibletsββ
β Phil Dunphy
"Watch out for Phil Swift, he'll pull a fast one on you."
But Take A Look At Me Now...
But take a look at me now.
...but take a look at me now!
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