What do you call a TV station for young minerals?
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︎ Nov 01 2022
My dad claimed he could boost our TVβs sound quality by putting plastic wrap over the speakers.
He said Saran-sound is all the rage nowadays.
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︎ Jul 31 2022
I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: βDonβt go in there! Donβt go in the church, you moron!β
She is watching our wedding video again.
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︎ Aug 18 2022
If I were pushed to pick my favourite Red Hot Chili Peppers song about poor TV picture quality, it would have to be...
Scart issue.
(I'm sorry, please forgive me Reddit)
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︎ Nov 08 2022
who is the smallest TV actor?
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︎ Aug 20 2022
Orchestras have been banned from broadcast TV
It seems there was too much sax and violins
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︎ Nov 06 2022
Don't worry about your TV or your phone spying on you..
Your hoover has been gathering dirt on you for years!
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︎ Oct 04 2022
I sat on the couch earlier for 3 hours watching the tv and got bored
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︎ Nov 10 2022
I just got a smart TV with lots of apps
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︎ Nov 13 2022
For Halloween I wanted to go as a character from Harry Potter but my kid wanted me to go as a character from her favorite tv show. We compromisedβ¦
I am going as dumbledora the explorer.
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︎ Oct 30 2022
The TV weatherman who only talked about hazy and frosty road conditions was fired from the network yesterday.
No more mist an' ice guy.
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︎ Oct 06 2022
So after winning the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do on TVβ¦
Apparently thatβs considered to be unacceptable in bowling.
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︎ Sep 22 2022
Turns out I canβt watch Disney movies on my tv.
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︎ Oct 20 2022
I was going to tell you about the new TV series I was asked to be in where people donate car parts to other car owners.
But I donβt want to give away spoilers.
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︎ Oct 04 2022
A newscaster had to be rushed to the hospital after her TV-Screen crushed her.
She's doing fine now, but she's still feeling a bit under the weather.
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︎ Oct 10 2022
It's easy to breathe on TV!
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︎ Jul 26 2022
I finally found the channel changer for my tvβ¦
Turns out it was in a remote location.
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︎ Sep 29 2022
One of the TV channels has became Greek-friendly.
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︎ Sep 18 2022
If you think your microwave collecting data and the TV spying on you is bad enough...
The vaccum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
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︎ Aug 28 2022
Did you hear about the new Russian dance tv show?
Itβs called Dancing with the Tsars.
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︎ Sep 20 2022
My wife and I were discussing the TV show Magnum P.I. and she asked how many stars would I give it out of 4.
I told her I would give it 3.14 stars.
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︎ Aug 02 2022
The New Star Wars TV Show is Very Inclusive
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︎ Sep 29 2022
I'm making a TV series about different parts of my gas heater.
I've already filmed the pilot.
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︎ Jun 10 2022
My wife and I were watching a tv show and it said βfor mature audiences onlyβ
So my wife made me go upstairs
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︎ Jul 15 2022
A friend and I were discussing a TV show and they said that the 32nd episode is undoubtedly the greatest.
Upon rewatching the episode I was shocked to find it was 30 minutes long.
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︎ Mar 06 2022
My friend made a joke about a TV controller
It wasn't remotely funny.
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︎ Aug 20 2022
Why was the tv series set on an airplane a flop?
They shot the pilot in New York.
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︎ Aug 25 2022
I put an evil wizard under the TV
Loving the Sauround sound
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︎ Aug 24 2022
β¦I got a little sick. βBullets over broadwayβ was on TV.
And I came down with a big olβ Dianne Wiest infection
(Read as weast)
- just heard that on Season 4 episode 9 of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and knew I had to write down this Boyleβs masterpiece
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︎ Jul 18 2022
None of the sound settings can be changed on my TV.
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︎ Aug 13 2022
Dad, could you turn down the TV?
"Hey TV. It's not you, it's me, but maybe we can stay friends?"
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︎ Aug 09 2022
The crappiest of TV show reboots
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︎ Mar 13 2022
What TV show would a straight-A student like to watch?
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︎ Jul 15 2022
Itβs a proud day. After mounting the TV for my new step daughter, I got off the ladder, waved dramatically, and said this is my step ladder.
I never met my real ladder.
She rolled her eyes and said thatβs so bad. But I could her and her mom laughing as I went to put the ladder away.
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︎ Jun 04 2022
How I finally figured out I'd gotten old: Was watching TV and saw John Lithgow saying, "You know what? The last time I went to the movies I bought my ticket at that little window... and I paid cash!"
And I'm thinking. "So... what's your point."
(took me a while to work it out but eventually funnier than sad on balance.)
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︎ Jun 24 2022
There's this actress on TV who I find to be particularly saucy...
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︎ Jul 13 2022
Don't hit yourself on the head with a TV.
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︎ Jul 26 2022
There is a button on my tv remote that serves no purpose
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︎ Jun 10 2022
I watched a program about cats on TV
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︎ Jul 13 2022
Who is the cheesiest actress on TV?
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︎ Jun 09 2022
I explained to my son, "If you think our microwave, phone and TV spying on us is bad..."
"Our vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on us for years!"
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︎ Aug 05 2021
Where do cows watch TV
.. on the cowch
So proud of my 6yr old for coming up with this
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︎ May 14 2022
my pet owl loves British time travel tv shows.
His favourite is Doctor Hoo.
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︎ Jun 21 2022
SpongeBob may be the title character in the TV show.
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︎ May 12 2022
Did you hear about the TV show that blew up a Dwarf Planet for its last episode?
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︎ Jun 23 2022
Don't be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you
Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years!
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︎ Mar 30 2022
If you think your microwave collecting data and the TV spying on you is bad enough,
the vaccum cleaner has been
gathering dirt on you for years.
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︎ May 29 2022
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