Zero Calorie Puns

A list of puns related to "Zero Calorie"

What do you call a whole grain that’s zero calories but is rarely used?

Weird flax but 0k

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👤︎ u/jaywalkerr
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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What's really fast, made of potato, and can fly up past the clouds???

A Rocket Chip!

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👤︎ u/ben2talk
📅︎ Aug 15 2022
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Have you tried the doughnut diet?

There are zero calories in the middle

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👤︎ u/Harvard-23
📅︎ Feb 07 2022
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