Z's Puns

A list of puns related to "Z's"

Jay-Z's 99 problems have been solved by his brother-

Control-Z.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2021
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What floats Jay-Z's boat?

BuoyancΓ©.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CraigJSmith-Himself
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Dragonball Z's Kakarrot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/citizenofgaia
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Which 25 letters of the alphabet are racist?

All the ones that are not-Z's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFifthStep
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2021
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Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?

All that was left was De Brie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CH4RL130H
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Me: I think I have a crush on BeyoncΓ©.

Her: Whatever floats your boat.

Me: No. That’s buoyancy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Daughter: For gym today we played basketball and for art we painted

Dad: who are Jim & Art?

Daughter: They’re CLASSES!

Dad: oh, like brothers? Jim and Art Class?

Daughter: Stares with the hatred of a thousand Gen Zs…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elusivblak
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2021
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Jay-Z is DMing a D&D campaign for his son.

Jay-Z's son is playing a fighter and is engaged in a grueling fight with a troll. The troll is clearly too high a difficulty for the fighter.

"Dad," Jay-Z's son exclaims in frustration. "The troll is destroying me!" Just at that moment, from behind a nearby hill appears an army of goblins led by what appears to be an intoxicated lich.

Jay-Z looks at his son and replies with a smirk, "If you're having troll problems, I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 goblins and a lich on rum."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JinTaisa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Why did they ban the letters A-Y?

The were not Zs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I'm exhausted after running around collecting the first 25 letters of the alphabet in a net...

I need to catch some Zs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardFM
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My son was born today (totally true story)

A couple of hours later, I text my wife

"I don't want to alarm you, but I'm the hospital"

edit: the original message

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Einstine1984
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How do you know the letters A through Y are all evil letters?

Because they're all not Z's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apocabutts
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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After you make a mistake, try to take a nap

It'll look better after some Ctrl + Zs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scifried
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2017
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What happens when N's go to bed?

They make Z's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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Why are the first 25 letters antisemetic?

Because they are not Z's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DigDugDude
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2015
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Let's have a race!

Found this on r/whitepeoplegifs

https://i.imgur.com/xznXgZs.gifv

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPhalcon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2016
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Why is most of the alphabet racist?

Because they are not z's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaywoah
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