Jay Z Puns

A list of puns related to "Jay Z"

Jay-Z is DMing a D&D campaign for his son.

Jay-Z's son is playing a fighter and is engaged in a grueling fight with a troll. The troll is clearly too high a difficulty for the fighter.

"Dad," Jay-Z's son exclaims in frustration. "The troll is destroying me!" Just at that moment, from behind a nearby hill appears an army of goblins led by what appears to be an intoxicated lich.

Jay-Z looks at his son and replies with a smirk, "If you're having troll problems, I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 goblins and a lich on rum."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JinTaisa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Jay-Z has invested in a digital security company.

He's got ninety-nine problems but a breach ain't one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdofras
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before he got married?

Feyoncè

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Proudie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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Did you know who BeyoncΓ© was, before she married Jay Z?

His FiancΓ©

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vajaybajay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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What floats Jay-Z's boat?

BuoyancΓ©.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CraigJSmith-Himself
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Jay-Z is back on Spotify

I guess that means his Tidal wave crashed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerrygergichsmith
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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What did jay z call his wife before they while they were engaged?

Feyoncè

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aheadassnigga
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Jay Z was recently diagnosed with OCD, but he seems pretty happy about it.

He now has an even 100 problems.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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What did Jay-z call his girlfriend before marrying her?

Feyonce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamzagt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2016
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Speaking of Jay-Z, B asked him to clean up his video games. When she came back, she was pretty ticked off.

"What's wrong?" "I can see your Halo"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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What does jay z get from Wendy’s?

444

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ystrday_tmrw_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

FeyoncΓ©

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaulmejitesh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

FeyoncΓ©.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chanzy94
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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What did Jay-Z call BeyoncΓ© before they got married?

FeyoncΓ©

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enchantdfaerie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyoncè

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuspectedAphid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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What did Jay-Z call his wife, before they got married?

Feyonce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fizzicist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
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Jay Z

What did Jay Z call Beyonće before they were married?

FiancΓ©e.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EniktheSleestak
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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When Jay-Z got engaged to his wife, what did he call her?

His feyonce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinner899
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2016
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