Yogis Puns

A list of puns related to "Yogis"

Why did they only make one Yogi Bear?

When they tried the second time they made a Little BooBoo

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Whlightning
šŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Why did the yogi refuse anesthetic to have his tooth extracted?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Konamicoder
šŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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What did the yogi say when the other yogi invited him out?

ā€œIā€™m down, dog.ā€

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/eatthefreakingcarbs
šŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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A yogi asked me if I was gonna go to their class.

I replied, "Namaste here."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/PeterPenishood
šŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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The original plan was to make two Yogi Bears, but there was a screw up.

They made a Boo Boo.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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My son collects baseball memorabilia, so I got him a vintage Yogi Berra glove for his birthday.

He thought it was fake, but I assured him it's legit a mitt.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/FunnyID
šŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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I'm a yogi bear for Halloween.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/countiest_olaf
šŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
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Why did the Maharishi Yogi opt out of Novocaine during his root canal?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/2donutkid2
šŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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Why did Yogi like the second amendment?

Because he loved his bear arms

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Da_Braz
šŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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What's Yogi Bear's favorite ice cream?

Basket Robbins

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/celticdude234
šŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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Why did Yogi outsmart the cheese?

He's smarter than the average bear, let alone the Camembert.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Oliludeea
šŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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[Meta] Can we all agree that the late Yogi Berra was the father of the dad joke?

e.g. You better cut the pizza in four slices because I'm not hungry enough to eat six

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Adamk0310
šŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2015
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What'd the yogi magician say when he finished his trick?

Tadasana!

(side note: I came up with this. If you hate it, you hate me. If you love it, you love me. If someone else has come up with a similar joke, they are brilliant, wonderful, amazing human beings. If you don't get it, you don't do yoga).

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/dmc_2930
šŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2015
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RIP Yogi Berra

"The future ain't what it used to be."

The man practically invented Dad Jokes.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/bass_n_treble
šŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2015
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Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on Reddit.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/StewPaddasso
šŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2017
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What do you call a meditating bear?

Yogi

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Anassis
šŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Where do bad forks go when they die?

Hell's Kitchen.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/unlucky_genius
šŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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This is my dad's favourite joke from my childhood. Dad: Do we have any Marabooboo? Me: what's a Marabooboo?

Dad: Nothing Yogi I'm just a little bear.

E: everyone had to grin and BEAR this joke when I was younger

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/J96x_Rob_LFC
šŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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What type of shoes...

Did the ninja wear, sneakers. Did the hippie wear, high heels. Did the gymnast wear, flip flops. Did the pornstar wear, pumps. Did the server wear, waders. Did the Yogi wear, none he has bear feet, Boo Boo.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/PaxPaw
šŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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