Did you guys hear?
Yeast puns are on the rise.
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Hey, at yeast I tried.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Why did the poor man sell yeast?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Why did the Indian yeast have low self esteem?
His whole life heβs been a naan starter.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Did you hear about the hillbilly yeast?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What does a beer taste without yeast in it?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?
You rise and shine every morning.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Mr Yeast
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︎ Jul 11 2020
I like to sprinkle yeast on people...
just to get a rise out of them.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Yesterday I combined weed with yeast.
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︎ Aug 19 2020
What kind of shoes do bakers wear?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What happens if you eat yeast and show polish?
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︎ Feb 23 2020
To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it's heart.
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .
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︎ Nov 02 2020
My friend asked me why Iβve been sprinkling yeast on people...
I was trying to get a rise out of them.
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Why didn't the yeast want a second phone?
Because like all yeast, he was a single-cell phone guy.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
If youβre going to put your money on something, make it yeast
It will always make your dough rise.
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︎ May 05 2020
Rest in yeast
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︎ Aug 18 2019
I said to my dad "the bread is attacking me"
And my dad said "assult with a breadly weapon!"
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Iβm really struggling to choose a name for my wild yeast starter.
I hope it wonβt be a John Dough forever.
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︎ Apr 24 2020
My daughter wanted to help me make some bread, so she offered to "proof" the dough for me.
"Really?"
"Sure," she said.
"It's the yeast I can do."
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Well at yeast he had a good toasting (found on r/memes)
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Apparently they tried to weaponise yeast infections ......
It was truly bread for war.
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︎ Oct 06 2019
The Pillsbury Doughboy died.
His funeral will be held at 350 for about 20 minutes.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Yeast in fection
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︎ Aug 13 2019
I donβt like bread jokes.
They get stale really fast.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Do my dough puns make you cringe?
That's the yeast of my concerns
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Why did the population of yeast grow so rapidly?
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︎ Jun 03 2019
I couldn't find the right yeast to make Indian flatbread.
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︎ Nov 08 2019
/r/puns appreciates it.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
bread and the sun are similar - both rise in the yeast
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︎ Oct 27 2018
Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist...
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︎ Mar 19 2019
Does anyone have any good bread puns?
I knead more so my humor can rise.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
A baker has a crumby job, its the yeast of his concerns as he probably just kneads the dough
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︎ Sep 28 2018
I told my friend I made bread dough without yeast...
He said "are you trying to show off?"
I said "no, I've got nothing to prove"
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︎ May 17 2019
On this great day yeast is risen.
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︎ Apr 21 2019
The problem with creating a yeast monoculture
Is that it always ends up inbred
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︎ Jun 29 2019
What Do Breads Say When They're Having Sex?
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︎ Aug 27 2020
I think I'll become a baker.
I really knead the dough.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I was at the grocery store the other day getting flour
When a guy walks up next to me and grabs some yeast.
So I said, "A man of culture, I see!"
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︎ Dec 19 2020
I added water to our bread machine
I donβt know if it worked, but it kneaded it.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage.
When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"
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︎ Feb 27 2020
At yeast they have each other [xpost: r/heycarl
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︎ Aug 31 2014
What do you call the offspring of two of the same yeast cultures?
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︎ Oct 24 2018
Beer is like the sun...
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
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