Did you guys hear?

Yeast puns are on the rise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guydoingthings
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2014
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Hey, at yeast I tried.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuicklyThisWay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

To raise some dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigfootNick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Why did the Indian yeast have low self esteem?

His whole life he’s been a naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tim_breeding
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Did you hear about the hillbilly yeast?

It was in bread.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What does a beer taste without yeast in it?

Unbeerable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wunderbraten
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...

My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?

You rise and shine every morning.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Mr Yeast
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πŸ‘€︎ u/79to55
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I like to sprinkle yeast on people...

just to get a rise out of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Yesterday I combined weed with yeast.

The Pot Thickens..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peanut_Butt3r675
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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What kind of shoes do bakers wear?

Loafers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartianHunter420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What happens if you eat yeast and show polish?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/myvolunteerbag
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it's heart.

Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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My friend asked me why I’ve been sprinkling yeast on people...

I was trying to get a rise out of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Why didn't the yeast want a second phone?

Because like all yeast, he was a single-cell phone guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stooftheoof
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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If you’re going to put your money on something, make it yeast

It will always make your dough rise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petersize10
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Rest in yeast
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trilingual_Potato
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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I said to my dad "the bread is attacking me"

And my dad said "assult with a breadly weapon!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wisetvman2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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I’m really struggling to choose a name for my wild yeast starter.

I hope it won’t be a John Dough forever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandonscript
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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My daughter wanted to help me make some bread, so she offered to "proof" the dough for me.

"Really?" "Sure," she said.

"It's the yeast I can do."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Well at yeast he had a good toasting (found on r/memes)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skelopun
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Apparently they tried to weaponise yeast infections ......

It was truly bread for war.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayforder
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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The Pillsbury Doughboy died.

His funeral will be held at 350 for about 20 minutes.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Yeast in fection
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nswimmer89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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I don’t like bread jokes.

They get stale really fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TugBoatAugust
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Do my dough puns make you cringe?

That's the yeast of my concerns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sajinib
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Why did the population of yeast grow so rapidly?

Because they bread alot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aroused_By_Turds
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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I couldn't find the right yeast to make Indian flatbread.

It was a naan-starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/falsenorth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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/r/puns appreciates it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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bread and the sun are similar - both rise in the yeast
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πŸ‘€︎ u/US99
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shy_NaughtyMuslim
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Does anyone have any good bread puns?

I knead more so my humor can rise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morty_get_in
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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A baker has a crumby job, its the yeast of his concerns as he probably just kneads the dough
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_netwinder_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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I told my friend I made bread dough without yeast...

He said "are you trying to show off?" I said "no, I've got nothing to prove"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AThiefsEnd4
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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On this great day yeast is risen.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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The problem with creating a yeast monoculture

Is that it always ends up inbred

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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What Do Breads Say When They're Having Sex?

"I'm gonna crumb"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sadboiiiiiiiiii
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I think I'll become a baker.

I really knead the dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valdagast
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I was at the grocery store the other day getting flour

When a guy walks up next to me and grabs some yeast.

So I said, "A man of culture, I see!"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I added water to our bread machine

I don’t know if it worked, but it kneaded it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rapideos
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage.

When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insideout97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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At yeast they have each other [xpost: r/heycarl
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheeriebomb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2014
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What do you call the offspring of two of the same yeast cultures?

Inbread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T0BBER
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Beer is like the sun...

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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