Year 13 Puns

A list of puns related to "Year 13"

What did Curt Cobain say when he opened a 13 year old bottle of vodka?

Smells like teen spirit

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👤︎ u/Alain389
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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9 months from now, there will be a baby boom. 13 years later, will give rise to the next generation, known as....

Quaranteens.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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My 13-year-old told me he has an ant bite.

I asked if he has an Uncle Chew. He hasn't acknowledged me in half an hour. I can't stop laughing.

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👤︎ u/Socratio
📅︎ Aug 20 2020
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When a feline turns 13 they're 65 in cat years, so that means they are eligible for MediCare.

Or is it MediCat?

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👤︎ u/MelkorHimself
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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Nothing’s better than being 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, or 97 years old

Those are the years you’re in your prime

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👤︎ u/garboooge
📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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What do you call a 13 year old muslim stuck in self isolation?

A Qur'anteen

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👤︎ u/amethhead
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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What happens to cars when they turn 13 years old?

They have a car-mitzvah.

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👤︎ u/TheSp0nge05
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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after being around my dad for 13 years i finally came up with my first dad joke!

what do you say to a potassium based fruit that keeps stealing stuff!? Stop with your banana-gins!

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👤︎ u/cooldogchrit
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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Why do chickens like 13-19 year olds?

Because they're pro-teen

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👤︎ u/excalibron
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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Not even from me, but from a 13 year old who can dad joke with the best.

Actual scenario:

Me-“I can’t find my phone.”

Him-“have you checked your butt? Because I hear it can store a bunch of crap.”

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👤︎ u/kemikulhalo
📅︎ Apr 16 2020
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Did you hear about the rock star who broke a 13 year old out of jail?

Bruce Springsteen

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👤︎ u/akjohnston87
📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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If you age a wine for 12-13 years

Is it called a “teen” spirit? 🤔

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👤︎ u/Ky_tai
📅︎ Jul 22 2018
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My 13 year old got me with this one

13: I need a new butt.

Me: what? Why?

13: mine has a crack in it.

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👤︎ u/rhiania1319
📅︎ Sep 18 2017
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What do you call a dog after he turns 13 years old?

A K19!

As a non-native speaker I was kinda proud when I came up with this one.

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👤︎ u/nanunran
📅︎ Nov 07 2016
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Got my girlfriend with this today, her 13 year old sister just bought her first high heels.

Her: "she's too young for heels, like where's she going to wear them?" Me: "on her feet"

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👤︎ u/roryo
📅︎ Sep 28 2015
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I think my 13 year old cousin is a dad. One who can save the world.
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👤︎ u/Karmakameleeon
📅︎ Oct 11 2013
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My 13 year old will have amazing dad jokes later

Me: I almost ran over a cat today.

Son: I wouldn't worry about it, they have none lives.

So proud right now.

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👤︎ u/moxiousmissy
📅︎ Jun 26 2015
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My 13 year old brother dropped this one the other day

So my little bro (13), my best friend (23), and I (23) all play the video game Monster Hunter together. My brother is working on a new set of armor in it and said this to me: "I think I'm going to make the helm for this armor set last and have it be like the crowning achievement". So me (being a new dad) look him dead in the eyes and just burst out laughing at how amazing that was. He didn't even realize he had made a stellar dad joke.

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👤︎ u/JB_Scoopz
📅︎ Dec 20 2013
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What did Kurt Cobain say after opening a 13 year old bottle of vodka?

Smells like teen spirit

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👤︎ u/rahulnoronha
📅︎ Nov 13 2019
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