Year Thirteen Puns

A list of puns related to "Year Thirteen"

My wife said to my thirteen year old daughter, “They covered it with a giant black condom.”

That is it. That is the joke. Welcome to Asheville, NC.

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👤︎ u/aplcnlife
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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At thirteen years old, my parents got divorced.

In hindsight, they shouldn’t have married that young.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 28 2018
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My thirteen year old thinks he's a dad..

Mom to son (first day of school): Was Noah in your class? Son to Mom (as he looks Dad in the eye): I don't Noah.....

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👤︎ u/turkeydriver123
📅︎ Sep 08 2015
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Underage drinking is a massive problem in my house.

My son's been drinking whisky that's only aged for two years.

He's the dumbest thirteen-year-old I've ever met.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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