Yar Puns

A list of puns related to "Yar"

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel on his junk. Bar tender asks, "what's with the wheel?"

Pirate replies, "Yar, been driving me nuts."

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👤︎ u/Bri_IsTheMeOne
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do pirates say in bed?

H’Yar-der

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👤︎ u/S4DBUNN13
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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What does the pirate say when he has a steering wheel in his lap?

YAR!!! IM DRIVING ME NUTS!!!!!

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👤︎ u/MBStage101
📅︎ Feb 27 2018
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The meta dad joke

My college roommate's dad had a brilliant way of taking well-known jokes and butchering the punchlines. Could be fun when your kids are slightly older. A couple memorable examples:

  • A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender pours him a beer, and remarks that the wheel looks uncomfortable. The pirate replies, "Yar! It's steering me balls."
  • Two cannibals are having dinner. The first one says "my mother-in-law tastes awful." The other replies "then have some more potatoes."
  • How do you make a salad wrap? Just add drums!
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👤︎ u/penguinland
📅︎ May 18 2016
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