Common theme with my dad that I now use

How far is it to XYZ?

Twice as long as half the distance.

How long until we get to ABC?

Twice as long as half the time it takes.

Drives my kids nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frizzlestick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2014
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My Boyfriend β€˜can’t wait’ to be a Dad…

Me: But if I go to XYZ Graduate Program, there’s a mandatory study-abroad semester.

Boyfriend: Well why would you do that? You already are a broad.

Me: …

Boyfriend: Yeah, I can’t wait to be a Dad. I’m gunna be awesome at it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carrotriver
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2013
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