A list of puns related to ".xyz"
How far is it to XYZ?
Twice as long as half the distance.
How long until we get to ABC?
Twice as long as half the time it takes.
Drives my kids nuts.
Me: But if I go to XYZ Graduate Program, there’s a mandatory study-abroad semester.
Boyfriend: Well why would you do that? You already are a broad.
Me: …
Boyfriend: Yeah, I can’t wait to be a Dad. I’m gunna be awesome at it.
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