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Every time we eat at a restaurant

Dad: So do you go to school around here?

Server: Yeah I go to XY University right down the road. I'm majoring in communications.

Dad: In what?

Server: Communications.

Dad: In what?!

Server: Communications!

Dad: In what?!!

Server: COMMUNICATIONS!

Needless to say he's the only one that really gets a laugh out of it

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[Meta] The joys of working in a kindergarten class

I started working as a teacher's assistant in a kindergarten class this year and am loving it so far.

Last week, a kid said to me, "Mr. Xy, I'm hungry." I responded with the classic, "Hi hungry, I'm Mr. Xy." The entire table I was working with erupted in laughter - they had never heard that joke before. I was 100% expecting a groan from them. Since then, almost everyday, the kids set me up to tell it again.

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The inspiration of all my dad jokes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2P1H1orxXY

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