Wrings Puns

Lord of the Wrings.

...It was Mooch ado about nothing.

but it really wrings true

The baker says, "Hello. What can I get you?"

"Yes, I'd like a p-p-p-p cobbler," the guy says while wringing his hands.

The baker looks at him confused, "I'm sorry, what type of cobbler?"

"A p-p-p-p cobbler," the guy says while starting to sweat.

The baker says, "Do you mean a peach cobbler?"

The guy smiles and nods his head, "Yes, that's what I meant. Sorry, I have peach impediment."

I'm now known as the Lord of the Wrings.