I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
They’re calling it The Two Tires
Doctor Doctor! At night in my bed I keep saying lines from The Lord of The Rings
That's ok, you're just Tolkien in your sleep.
I keep reciting all of Lord of The Rings in bed
My wife says I need to do something about Tolkien in my sleep.
Tolkien typed the entire Lord Of The Rings using only two fingers
That must have been Mordor
Does anyone know who played frodo in Lord of the rings?
There weren't a lot of hobbits in the first Lord of the Rings books.
They were just Tolkien characters.
I friend told me that the Lord of the Rings was a terrible series
I said "you don't know what you're Tolkien about."
Lord Of The Rings Book Reference
Lego Lord of the Rings was a definitive moment for Tolkien fans
Up to that point they had been Legoless
Last night I dreamt I’d written the Lord of the Rings
My wife said to me I was just Tolkien in my sleep.
There is a deleted scene in Lord of the Rings when Bilbo and Frodo run into a long lost hipster cousin.
I belong to a Lord of the Rings Society, and we have a secret sign.
My Son asked me if the Santa's Elves were the same Elves from Lord of the Rings
I said grow up Son, you're 32 years old.
I was watching the Lord of The Rings, The Return of the King when this hit me:
For my son’s birthday, I got him a copy of “The Lord of the Rings”, but he wasn’t too happy.
He thought it was a Tolkien gesture.
TIL: Robert de Niro is playing the lead role in the upcoming movie about "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy.
The movie is called "You Tolkien to me?"
Me and the lads did a Lord of The Rings marathon last weekend
Ran 26 miles dressed as Gandalf
My wife is the biggest “Lord of the Rings” fan.
Every night I hear her Tolkien in her sleep.
Went to see my doctor today about a problem. I keep reading Lord of the Rings over and over again
She told me not to worry. Its just force of hobbit!
Did you hear about the new Lord of the Rings book?
That’s what I’m Tolken about.
I read lord of the rings for blind people yesterday
My dad set up a booth at a Renaissance Fair where people can dress up as Frodo from Lord of the Rings exclusively.
Watching Lord of the Rings with my girlfriend
When I ask her: "Are you Team Arwen or Team Eowyn?"
"Team Arwen, you?"
"Not sure, but either way, it's a wyn-wen situation for Aragorn."
What's wrong with staying up late to watch Lord of the Rings movies?
I used to be addicted to Lord of the Rings...
But then I kicked the hobbit.
I didn't know a Lord of the Rings dad joke existed until this
My family was watching Lord of the Rings a few weeks back. At one point in the movies, a character says, "Muster the Roherim!"
Later on, I (the son) pointed out, "The Roherim have been mustered."
My dad instantly replies, "Except the slow ones, they gotta ketchup!"
Pun Request: Die Hard and Lord of the Rings
My friend and I are doing a stupid audio trailer for a mash-up called Old Hobbits Die Hard and we're looking for a few dumb puns to stick in as lines said or something like that. We already have a few, including "Yippee ki yay Mr. Frodo." Thanks for any help you can give!
Why is 'The Lord of the Rings' so long?
Because no one ever stops Tolkieng.
Girlfriend is a Lord of the Rings fan
She has a tattoo of a mountain range with an elvish inscription underneath.
Me: What does your tattoo say again?
Her: Oh, it says "The mountain is calling.". Why?
Me: Oh no reason, I just didn't know what it was Tolkein about.
Her: (thousand yard stare)
Watching Lord of the Rings...
Dad: Why is Elrond upset with Arwen?
Sister: He didn't want her to give up her immortality to be with Aragorn.
Dad: Isn't that a bit elfish of him?
Lord of the Rings dadjoke
When Gandalf reveals himself in The Two Towers, we were all commenting on how he was the white wizard.
Me: "he's not Gandalf the Grey anymore!"
Dad: "he's now Wandalf the White!"
my dad just dropped this lord of rings joke on me...
What does Legolas have on his Facebook page?
He has a lot elfies
So I was watching Lord of the Rings with my dad...
When I mentioned Legolas he asks, "so did he lose both his legs?"
Last night I dreamed I wrote “Lord of the Rings”.
I was Tolkien in my sleep
Last night, I kept dreaming that I've written "The Lord of the Rings."
My wife said I've been Tolkien in my sleep.
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