3 Hilarious World Chess Champion Puns

Once I decided to visit my old friend who is a world chess champion just to see how he's doing. This is how I became the next champion.

All I did is "check mate".

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👤︎ u/LuneFox

📅︎ Feb 17 2020

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I went on a date with a Chess World Champion the other night.

It took her about 10 minutes to pass the salt.

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👤︎ u/_somnambulist_

📅︎ Sep 03 2018

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I got to have lunch with the world chess champion!

It took him 20 minutes to pass the salt though.

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👤︎ u/psiursus

📅︎ Apr 06 2017

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