Kasparov Puns

A list of puns related to "Kasparov"

I just had dinner with Garry Kasparov at a restaurant with chequered tablecloths...

I asked him to pass the salt, it took 4 1/2 hours

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👤︎ u/Altar-83
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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Towards the end of December, I saw Bobby Fischer and Gary Kasparov in a hotel lobby, both saying they were the better chess player.

That's the best thing about Christmas - chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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I had dinner with Garry Kasparov last night...

I had dinner with Garry Kasparov last night and there was a checkered tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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Did you hear about the day Bobby Fischer and Garry Kasparov were sighted at a hotel lobby, bragging about their talents? They were...

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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