Botvinnik Puns

The first one turns to the other and says, “you know I beat Bobby Fisher a couple of times and even taught him a thing or two.”

The other one replies, “that’s nothing I took Kasparov, and Botvinnik down on a regular basis.”

The two continue conversing and becoming more animated in the stories of their Chess matches and conquests.

Finally a manager approaches and clears his throat. “Excuse me gentlemen. We’ve gotten a couple of inquiries about your discussion and unfortunately I have to ask you to continue this in your rooms or at the bar. We simply cannot have chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”