Why is Harrison Ford so good at presentations?

He knows how to PowerPoint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
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A β€œthumb” drive
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crafty5999
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Oh, dad...

I know a guy that crushes pepsi cans for a living. It's soda pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whiplash1911
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What happened to the man who didn't finish his joke?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nexio8324
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During these dark times I figure people could use something uplifting.

This might work.

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I'm surprised nobody has made this post yet.
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This is crackin' me up

So I'm over at my cousin's house and her husband hits me with this:

If you have cheese but no crackers, are you crack 'a' lackin'

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My dad pulled this one at dinner last night

My mom made stuffed peppers with with Shepherd's pie ground beef instead of stuffed pepper mix. So my dad goes... "I guess these are Shepherd's Peppers!"

He couldn't wait to spit that one out and had a great big laugh. Then told it again because my mom wasn't in the room.

Edit.. I don't think some people know the food involved. Stuffed peppers are these. And shepherds pie is this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-truth-
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Went to the cabinet and I had cheese and no crackers. What was I.

Crackalackin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elosopardo
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A different kind of post

https://futurefarmerslivehere.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/img_6613.jpg

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What did the uncircumcised penis say to the insurance salesman?

"I'm already covered."

edit: shameless plug - wrinkledforeskin.wordpress.com

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My dad, the comedian

So i was ask to post it here from a post in /r/screenshots/ , so i thought i'd add a story to it:

So, my father had asked me to make him a little sign up website, basic HTML format, that he could then copy and paste into a wordpress site that his Go-kart association uses. I made it, put it into a zip file, and e-mail him. I sent him a text to check his e-mail and how to use it. His response was this:

http://imgur.com/gallery/IG7mqVs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarecr0w12
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Enough is enough. (x-post r/comics)

https://axbymag.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/punbearable.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radioredhead
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Power line dadjoked my family

While driving with my Mom and brother we passed several sets of power lines crossing over a river, many of which had marker balls on them. My mom asked why some of the lines didn't have balls, I told her it was because those were girl power lines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nightfoam
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Sister and I fell for it...

"Why can't you ask a German how high his sunflower is?" "(oh god) Why?" "Cause he'll say, 'ZIS HIGH! http://emptysuit.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/504842c.jpg'"

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