What happened to the man who didn't finish his joke?
Oh, dad...
I know a guy that crushes pepsi cans for a living. It's soda pressing.
This is crackin' me up
So I'm over at my cousin's house and her husband hits me with this:
If you have cheese but no crackers, are you crack 'a' lackin'
Went to the cabinet and I had cheese and no crackers. What was I.
Crackalackin
