The Reign of English word puns
What word starts with E and ends with E, but only has one letter in it?
Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?
Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.
The Safe Word…
If you make your safe word “banana” after sex you can say “orange you glad I didn’t say banana” and your wife will leave you but it’ll be worth it.
What is the longest word in the English language?
Smiles, there's a mile between each "s"
What is the longerst word in the english language?
Smiles. The first and the last letter are a mile apart.
Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected…
Can't find a precise definition for the word "ambiguous".
It's unclear, inexact, and open to more than one interpretation.
What word starts with T ends with T and is full of T?
Teapot.
(this one works better spoken aloud)
I recently learnt the Welsh word for 'push' is 'lluq'.
I saw it written on a Glass Door.
What word in the English language is almost always spelled wrong?
I’ll never forget my grandpas last words
STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, IM GONNA FALL.
A group of linguists discussed what the word for the time between dawn and dusk should be
After a long, difficult discussion they decided to call it a day.
Looking for a play on the word “pod” for a team name.
Some names I have are: Pods and Recreation, Life of Pod, Pod of War, Podzilla, America’s Next Pod Model.
At least he didn’t say “a word”
I don't like the word "cover"
Which word has the naughtiest pronunciation?
Have… because it should just behave.
The German word for bra is ...
Why is it so important the word waffle starts with a W?
Because if there was no W it would just be awful.
(needs to be said not read)
When is a door not a door?(I'm so sorry)
Thank you for teaching me the word "Plethora"
I gave my 2 year old some Earl Grey and he started stumbling around and slurring his words. I should have known...
Anyone who can spell the word drawer backwards...
When i'm around my Spanish speaking friends I always use the word "mucho"...
What was Lil' Pump's first word after studying high school math?
The word queue is ironic...
It's just a "q"with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!
I was taken aback...what a weird way to start a conversation.
I've mastered the art of sitting down using just one word.
My son is going to name his child a six-letter word that rhymes with "curd".
What do you call a woman who mistreats men?
I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” confused.
Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
My teacher asked me to use the words deduct, detail, defeat, and defense in a sentence.
I said "Defeat of deduct go over defense before detail."
If a mean-spirited woman joins the navy, she is a seaward C-word.
Wanna hear a crazy word fact you've never thought of before?
Nothing starts with N and ends with G
I'm thinking about changing my spelling habits when I write stories to the British spelling of words like colour or honour.
I feel like it'll be more immersive, because it really puts u into the narrative.
Which word in English has the naughtiest pronunciation?
Have… because it should behave.
What’s the longest word in the English language?
Smiles. There’s a mile between the S’s!
What word starts with E ends with E and only has one letter in it?
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