A good pun is it's own reword.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_amazing_sarah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2017
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I am busy wrting a sharp joke , I just need to reword it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/punnycobi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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A great pun is its own reword.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kagamaru
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2014
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I don’t know why I love bad puns so much...

It’s just how eye roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rstein656
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Being a writer is enjoyable...

But the job of editor is more rewording.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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What do you call a group of people who eat others food without them noticing?

Theaters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/immonkeydluffy99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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My dog initially barked when the people installing my shingles started then barked again as they finished...

Re-roofing complete.

*Edit: reworded punchline. I think it might be better said "replacing my shingles" but I cannot for the life of me edit that part...

*ahem* without hacking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Why isn't the candle factory more profitable?

Because they only make a few scents

Edit: reworded by request

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelc84
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Two men are working on a shipping boat headed to Ireland...

They are both quality control managers and are instructed to check on the product before leaving.

They go below deck and open on of the boxes, and inside are hundreds of potatoes. One of them picks one up and notices that it’s a very odd shape for a potato. He picks up another and is also perplexed by its peculiarity.

He picks up a third and realizes that they are all shaped like penises. He says to his friend β€œI don’t think we can work on this ship with all these penis potatoes.”

So they go up to the captains quarters to quit. When they arrive they say β€œCaptain, we cant work on this ship. We would like to get off.”

He looks them in the eye and says, β€œI’m sorry gentlemen. This isn’t a democracy. It’s a dictatorship.”

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Originally read on r/jokes , but reworded for brevity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RefrigeratorRock
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I love making puns

It's so rewording.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bgreenwood95
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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/r/Jokes didn't like this one very much. I hope you guys will laugh with me.

My sister is a mathematician. When I asked her if she was celebrating 4/20, she said she already celebrated it on January fifth. Apparently it's simpler that way.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2015
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I really really love PUNS!

It is such a rewording experience.

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2016
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Puns are like hexes...

The very best ones can cause people to experience physical pain merely by reciting them.

(Not technically a pun, so also note that a good pun is its own reword.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zinfidel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2017
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A good pun...

Is it’s own reword.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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