What did the farmer feel after not getting enough wool?
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I used to know loads of jokes about wool.
But I ran out of material.
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︎ Nov 06 2022
A famous Miami quarterback decided to release a line of wool sweatersβ¦
He called them Danβs Merino
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︎ Nov 22 2022
Why was the wool running away?
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︎ Oct 16 2022
What an absolute ewenit
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︎ Mar 25 2023
The left-hand side of the sheep grows white wool. The right-hand side of the sheep grows black wool.
Which side of the sheep grows the most wool?
>!The outside.!<
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︎ Aug 14 2022
One ram at a farm had "ram" written on his wool.
He was actually read-only.
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︎ Jul 09 2022
What do you call it when a sheep wakes you up?
Alamb clock.
I made this joke up on my own, like every 5yo. But I was 41.
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︎ Jan 23 2023
I bought my favorite sheep a sports car.
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︎ Mar 04 2023
Where do you get steel wool?
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︎ Nov 29 2021
How did the lamb tell the other lamb that it had a crush on her?
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︎ Feb 09 2023
I canβt come up with any sheep jokes.
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︎ Sep 26 2022
I bought a very small wool farm.
It was a sheep investment.
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︎ Oct 07 2021
What did the evil sheep want to do?
He wanted to wool the world.
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︎ Feb 07 2023
I'd love to be a sheep getting a haircut.
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︎ Jan 02 2023
Why did my son use wool on his minecraft airfield runway?
True story.
My son was excitedly telling us about his minecraft airfield that he was building, and he explained that, among many other details that my brain ignored, he made the runway out of wool. Other son asked why. I was very excited to tell him that it was because asphalt was expensive, and wool was sheep.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Where does steel wool come from?
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︎ Aug 09 2020
Did you read the section of the Biology book about the angry male sheep?
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︎ Mar 18 2022
I just tried to make a reservation at the library.
Couldnβt get one though.
They were fully booked.
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︎ Nov 30 2022
I bought some heavy wool socks the other day.
I was planning on returning them, but then I got cold feet.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Why couldn't the sheep see?
Because the wool was over its eyes.
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︎ Nov 21 2022
What's the difference between a camera and a sock ?
A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes.
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︎ Jul 29 2022
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Why can't the police catch the wool
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︎ Jul 12 2020
I once ate a wool ball
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︎ Nov 08 2020
βI love my job!β exclaimed the farmer. βAll you do is boss me around all day!β complained one of his sheep. βWhat did you say?β challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled...
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︎ Mar 10 2022
SHEEP: okay youβre in charge of keeping the flock together ME: what ?
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︎ Nov 13 2021
Have you any wool?
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︎ Mar 14 2017
I get really strong after shaving the wool off of my sheep, William.
It's my sheer Will power.
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︎ Feb 13 2020
How do you end up with 100000 kgs of wool?
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︎ Apr 13 2018
On my Wedding Day, Iβm going to wear wool socks
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︎ Jan 21 2020
Gotta protect against all those wool shoe haters out there
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︎ Mar 18 2019
Did I ever tell you the one about the invisible sheep?
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︎ Sep 16 2022
How did early people discover wool?
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︎ Feb 05 2019
What do you call 100 little sheep rolling down a hill?
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︎ Aug 20 2022
Why do sheep want to get rid of their wool
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︎ Feb 18 2018
I always use a piece of wool as kindling.
It's a sheep way to start a fire
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︎ Jul 29 2018
What do sheep fishermen like to catch?
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︎ Jun 22 2022
When do sheep get low?
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︎ Aug 09 2022
I have an issue with sheep where I live.
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︎ Nov 14 2021
Have you heard about the guy going around different towns and jabbing people with knitting needles?
Police believe he is following some sort of pattern
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︎ May 19 2021
I simply had to purchase the new hat of matted wool!
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︎ Apr 02 2019
On which side does the sheep have most wool?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
I bought some heavy wool socks the other day.
I was planning on returning them today, but then I got cold feet.
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