Wood Tick Puns

A list of puns related to "Wood Tick"

Did you know Rocky Mountain wood ticks hunt in packs? They from a queue and move back and forth before they swoop in to bite you.

They call this behaviour Lyme dancing.

👍︎ 10
💬︎
👤︎ u/Schnauss
📅︎ Mar 05 2022
🚨︎ report
Guessing my 60 year old dad wants some tits

Dad: well, what do you wanna do? Wanna do something?

Mom: i don't know, not much to do.

Dad: yeah I might go take a walk in the woods.

Mom: yeah? And get ticks?

Dad: Tits? I'd be glad to get some tits

Mom: groan

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/Deathtothejuice
📅︎ Aug 22 2015
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.