I am sure someone has posted this one before, but, since I haven’t seen it, here goes! What did the wood screw say to the machine screw?
Wow! Those are some fine lookin’ threads, brotha!
My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together.
Totally nailed it.
Years ago my dad and I built a small shelf for the DVD player...
... totally from scratch. Bought the wood, cut it down to size, screwed it all together. So my dad's friend, also a dad, came and looked and said "That's a nice little do-it-yourshelf project."
