Window Curtain Puns

A list of puns related to "Window Curtain"

I was going to cover the windows of our new house with curtains, but my wife came in and tossed vertical blinds at me...

Dunno why the she had to throw shade on my pursuit...

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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What do you call a woman stuck between a curtain and a window?

Annette

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👤︎ u/TurboAxolotl
📅︎ Jan 27 2019
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We were eating dinner tonight, when my daughter said to me, “I see your glass is empty. Would you like another one?”

I said, “Why would I want two empty glasses?”

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Oct 16 2017
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work at a hardware/home improvement store and overheard this

two customers who know each other begin with the usual greeting (hi, how are you?)

Man1: So what are you here for?

Man2: Coming to get some blinds (similar to window curtains)

Man1: Blinds? Why don't you just cover you eyes?

Man1 then proceeds to cover his eyes whilst having a very hearty chuckle.

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👤︎ u/ProfessorCheesecake
📅︎ Jun 10 2014
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Dad joked my wife while measuring curtains.

We only have about an hour and a half to measure then go and purchase curtains before the baby needs a nap
Wife: Be quick please, we only have a small window
Me: Actually its about 2 metres wide
Wife: Groan

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👤︎ u/F1NANCE
📅︎ Dec 30 2014
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