Whoopee Puns

I remember back when I first played GTA 3 on PS2, trying to get the ice-cream van for the import/export garage was like trying to find goldust.

It was so rare.

In the DE it feels like it spawns a hell of a lot more often than it used to.

This is kind of a silly one, but I purchased a “mystery box” from a favorite artist of mine and one of the items that came in it is a screenprinted Whoopee Cushion. I’d like to frame it in a shadow box to gift to a friend and have it look at least partially inflated. I’d also like to not ruin the cushion itself with glue or pins.

I tried simply inflating it last night and letting the tension hold the cushion in place in the shadow box, but by morning it was fully deflated.

Was thinking filling it with some kind of paper or styrofoam beads or something to give it the “full” look that won’t deflate over time. Any other thoughts?

I'm several decades late to the Sig Sig Sputnik party (shame on my xennial head), but according to the internet there's the following line in 21st century boy:

"I'm a space cowboy I'm a 21st century whoopee boy."

What is a 'whoopee boy'? My own searches didn't turn up anything. Anyone?

Terrible sound, UKCA will sign off any tripe.

So i finally FINALLY got a whoopee cushion...it was working for a good 50 farts, but now it wont make any noise...all the other items that fill that slot still work when i press R3, but my whoopee cushion does not.

I quit out, re opened the game, and still nothing.

I have "used" it well over 200 times, yet still no achievement.

Please help....

And would you also be interested in a yo-yo that plays the Bennys theme and lights up when using it ?

Translation: I'm listening to Duke's Christmas albums. That's some good shit!