My wife said our new toothpaste is whitening her teeth but causing her gums to recede...

I told her, "Ya win some, ya lose gums!".

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Supreme Court Teeth-Whitening Case... reuters.com/article/2014/…
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I'm biracial, actually.

Dad: How's that whitening toothpaste been working out for you?

Me: (smiles big) What do you think?

Dad: Oh, no, it's not working at all...

Me: Seriousy? I've been using the stuff for over a month!

Dad: Better call them. You're still Asian.

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