A whistle pun
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
I can brush my teeth and whistle at the same time
He then proceeds to take out his dentures, brushes them and whistles.
If 1+1=2 and 2+0=2, what does Train+Whistle equal?
My band only plays dog whistles
You have probably never heard us
I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside the house today and gave her one last chance...
Unfortunately, she blew it...
She does the whistle tone!
I guess I just blow at whistling
Why did the referee blow a whistle on a chicken?
The president of the National Referees Association has been arrested for corruption.
Investigators haven’t released the name of the whistle-blower.
How did the Gardener blow a whistle
Went to the city pool and decided to pee in the deep end
Lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
I blow into a dog whistle every time I see the sun setting
It's always nice to end the day on a high note
I told my grandfather than I suck at whistling.
Whistle for the wifi passwo- oh
What was wrong with the wooden car?
I don't know why it wooden't work
I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle.
I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside and gave her one last chance...
Unfortunately, she blew it!
I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside and gave her one last chance
Unfortunately she blew it
I bought a wooden whistle
But it wooden let me whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle.
So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle. I bought a steel whistle but it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle
But it steel wooden lead me whistle
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
I recently bought a wooden whistle...
...but it wooden whistle...
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
I bought a Wooden Whistle
But it wooden whistle
So I Bought a steel whistle
But it steel wooden whistle
So I Bought a lead whistle
But it steel wooden lead me whistle
So I Bought a copper whistle
But the copper steel wooden lead me whistle
So I bought a tin whistle
Now I can whistle
I bought a wooden whistle
But it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle.
But it steel wooden whistle.
So I bought a lead whistle.
But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
I warned my kid for the last time not to use the whistle when he’s inside the house.
Unfortunately he blew it.
I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside and gave her one last chance...
Unfortunately, she blew it!
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?
Because dogs can't whistle!
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
I warned my daughter about blowing her whistle inside and gave her one last chance...
My boss warned me that I shouldn’t blow the whistle in the office anymore. He gave me one last chance.
But unfortunately, I blew it
I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside and gave her one last chance.
Unfortunately, she blew it.
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
I can brush my teeth and whistle at the same time
He then proceeds to take out his dentures, brushes them and whistles.
I bought a wooden whistle
But it wooden whistle, so I bought a steel whistle and it steel wooden whistle, so I bought a tin whistle and now I tin whistle.
I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle.
So i bought a steel whistle but it steel wooden whistle.
Then i bought a lead whistle but it still wooden lead me whistle
I made a wooden whistle...
...but it wooden whistle.
So I made a steel whistle, but...
It steel wooden whistle. :(
Finally I made a tin whistle.
And now I tin whistle! 😀
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?
Because dogs can't whistle.
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?
Because dogs can't whistle
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