Who DOESN'T enjoy a little eye candy on a Wednesday afternoon?
I get to take a vacation Wednesday...
Every year on Ash Wednesday, my friend stops using isopropyl in lieu of dryer fluff...
He gives up alcohol for lint.
(Monday: Greg) (Tuesday: Ian) (Wednesday: Greg) (Thursday: Ian) (Friday: Greg) (Saturday: Ian) (Sunday: Greg)
Its the Gregorian calendar
Friday was roasting saturday and sunday brutally yet they never occurred a word. Wednesday, being a harmonist, asked them why they stayed mum for which they replied, "because we are weakened in front of you guys".
Today, the day after Ash Wednesday, my assistant discovered she actually enjoys making spreadsheets.
I told her that was excellent.
.
(This is a true story.)
I didn't want to observe the period from Ash Wednesday to Easter again, but did so to stop my girlfriend's constant nagging...
What do you call a Wednesday with no rain?
My brother hit me with this after I questioned if he should be day drinking on a Wednesday.
"Don't worry, boss said it was ok"
He owns his own business.
What does Wednesday have that no other day has?
This Wednesday, pot is becoming legal here in Canada. For people ranking international travel destinations,
Canada should be high in your list of priorities.
Wednesday night's performance of Hamilton in Chicago was cancelled due to extreme weather.
Once again, Brrrrr killed Hamilton.
If it doesn't rain on Wednesday, my girlfriend promised to get mildly frisky with me
Hopefully it'll be a dry hump day.
Dad: Are those Wednesday legs?
Skinny Kid: Wednesday legs?
Dad: Wens-day-gna break?
Me at work: "Hey Steve, can you check what time I get off of work on Wednesday?" Steve: "Wednesday let you."
Wednesday nights are always half-price at the local ice rink
Makes me feel like such a cheapskate
Why did the priest let us use our phones in mass this past Wednesday?
Because we were about to be ash-tagged blessed
It's Ash Wednesday today. (Sorry i couldn't resist, and i live 1 day in advance due to timezone difference)
What's Wednesday called when it's not raining?
Grabbing some lunch the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.
"Hey dad, I'm going to head out to the store for a sandwich right quick"
"Why? We have turkey and ham in the fridge."
I open the door expecting deli meats. Nope, a 7 lb ham and two 10 lb turkeys.
I volunteer at a winery and vineyard on Wednesdays...
We're eating lunch outside yesterday after working in the vineyard all morning. The neighbor walks over to say hi.
Neighbor: "How's the vineyard going?"
Me: "Grape!"
Neighbor: "Oh..."
I needed some help this Wednesday night.
Me: "Hey dad are you free next Wednesday?"
Dad: "No I'm not free, but I am reasonably priced."
Monday: Greg. Tuesday: Ian: Wednesday: Greg. Thursday: Ian. Friday: Greg
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Oh.... those were the days....
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Ah. Those were the days....
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