That's a first degree burn.
He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is”
It’s spends all day doing tik toks.
I’ve been moving them around all day but they still say they are “Out of Order”
But I find it to be a pretty handy skill
Yes, he’s pretty green.
Because it's time consuming.....
He has guard doody!
I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask...
How much food would a good truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?
Apparently they all look the same and I should have left it in the yard.
Simply don't give a dram.
The doctor told me i was wasting time
"Where's the nearest landfill?" I asked.
"There's land everywhere," he replied.
You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesn’t have pie days!
I replied, “I'm on the toilet, please advise…”
A trophy.
This happened today.
I'm at park/playground with my kid. He's playing, I'm throwing a ball for my dog.
Three little girls, maybe around 10 years old, run up. "Can we pet your dog?"
Me, "Sure, would you like to throw the ball for her?"
One of the girls takes the thrower and chucks the ball. It goes a long way.
Me: "Wow, great throw!"
Girl: "I've got my dad's arms."
Me (already laughing on the inside): "Really? What does he use?"
They stare at me.
Sigh.
My quick reply of it being coaster celebrate was totally wasted on him, being only a toddler.
So remember, doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full. When you're a dad, life is like a rolo coaster.
She's such a Thyme waster
But it was a waste of thyme
I'm glad to have the no-vid kind teen.
I'll Admit that was a bad joke Just 3 Stars
..When you can burp and taste it. (My friend's dad said this)
My dad: Not the Spanish!
I said “no mom! Where there’s a wheel, there’s a way!”
Well, I think she should look at the bigger picture.
He was straight to the point.
Math, physics, comp sci. The only easy class was "The American Century." Open book midterm and final, so he wasn't going to do any of the reading all semester.
“It’s a huge waste of time, Dad,” he laughed when I objected. “I’m not learning a damn thing in the class.”
“Well, then you’re just going to have to take that class over again,” I snapped at him.
“What are you talking about?” he yelped.
“You know why, Gabe,” I said. “Those who don’t learn from history are condemned to repeat it.”
