Cause, every girl is crazy about a shark dressed man. 📷
Says it’s wanted both dead and alive.
...they don't sound alike at ALL.
This ritual beating was called a PUN-ishment
It reads “Small medium at large.”
Wife: NO. M: Knock knock! W: Nobody's home, try another door! M: Knock. KNOCK. W: Not happening! M: Knockknock W: Try next door, I'm naked! (good to know) M: KNOCK! knock. W: Come back with a warrant! M: Knockety Knocko! W: The Tupperware party is on the next street!
Sorry, officer. They’re all pretty mediocre.
Turns out nobody wants me.
He said it was a small medium at large.
He was wanted for assault and.... Bat-tery.
Spice
He had warrants!
The police track them to a motel, but can't narrow it down further. They call the judge and he writes out a warrant to search room #8 at the motel. Police break down the door and arrest the gang of cows with the stash.
Later the police captain calls the judge, "Your honor, how did you know where the gang would be hiding?"
Judge says, "It's easy Captain. Cows always room in 8".
I asked her which one... Poison, Stryper, or Warrant. Her eyes rolled. Success!
There's a warrant out for his arrest.
Warrant-less wiretapping
My wife discovered a tick in our house - likely brought in by the dog after a hike with the family that day. At dinner, it prompted a discussion about the relative risk of Lyme disease and its recent increase in media coverage. My wife made the argument that, while incidents were up, the overall risk is really quite low when you look at actually numbers of incidents. As such, the media coverage is not warranted relative to other safety concerns. My rebuttal:
"Frankly, I think it's about time we had a tick talk"
"Ya know, if they put out a warrant for your arrest for stealing those potatoes you would be on the yam."
It reads “Small medium at large.”
It reads “Small medium at large.”
It reads “Small medium at large.”
It reads “Small medium at large.”
It reads “Small medium at large.”
