How do you console an English teacher?

There, their, they’re

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majorpain2006
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BEE-ware of the WASP
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nis_sama
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Happy Stir Wares Day!

May the forks be whisk you

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silver ware? here.
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I left my smartwatch in a warehouse that shut down...

My wearable's wearing where wares once were.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickdonkey
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No need for gold. I'm fine with silver(ware).
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApologeticKid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfSourLemon
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A warewolf
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And the award for the best neck ware goes to....

Huh, would you look at that, it was a tie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
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What do you call a canine working at a ware house?

A Warewolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denmark_ball
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There's many ways "werewolf" can be interpreted.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/peepeebigg
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Why is Trojan ware harmful to your computer?

Shouldn’t it be extra protection?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IlIBytesIlI
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Andre Ware

Last night I got my wife to giggle just a bit with this one. We were watching the Super Bowl and I noted that

They should really be aware of where Ware is at all times. He can wear out an offensive line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theeclat
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Uh, where? Wolf.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ddh85
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As a dad, our favorite joke which my 4.5 year old twin boys is "look under there, under "ware." Classic :) orionsmason.wordspot.com
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clint205
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My son grows a lot of fur and manufactures products of art or craft on nights when the moon is full...

He is a ware wolf!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Did you hear about the man selling bicycle parts?

He went into the market to peddle his wares.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peterburk
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What do you call a large dog that meditates?

Aware wolf!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peetlloyd
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I just discovered r/dadjokes today

I've been browsing it all day and annoying my family by reading every post out to them.

After enough torture the app stopped working.

I told them "Aww the app crashed...

I guess it wasn't a very good driver."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tater8q3
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What do you call a wolf who owns a shop?

A ware wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathskrieg
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I have created the world's first artificially intelligent pottery!

It is a ware!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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I made a silverware pun awhile back. Thought I'd share it.

Some guy waring silver drawers came up to me and told me to go fork myself. That wasn't very knife of him to say but spoon I shall get my revenge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KissTDss
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What do you call the owner of a bicycle store?

A spokesperson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imkeepingthem
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There was a massive cyber attack recently, the government is still looking for the hacker

I think he ran some ware

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dolizcny
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How do bicycle salesmen get from one house to the next?

They pedal their wares.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Walkerg2011
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My computer is only showing ads for American Eagle, Urban Outfitters, GAP and Cheesecake Factory.

I think it's infected with Mall-ware

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What do you call a hardware store that is rabid at night?

A Ware-house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/century1goomba
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How does a doggo store leftovers?

With pupper-ware.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lieutenant_Wub
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Dad joked my coworkers the other day.

I was cleaning out the fridge at work and noticed some of the tuper ware had dates on them. Me "hey you, thanks for dating your food" Them "ayy no problem" Me "when are you guys getting married??"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ralfret626
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Girlfriend's dad said this while in the Maritimes

Where do lobsters go to repair their shells?

Homard-ware.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/browntown54
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What do you call a wolf selling items?

A ware wolf

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