Did you hear the one about a guy who threw a pork dumpling at his friend for no reason?
It was a wanton wonton
How much does wonton soup weigh? One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.
Absolutely souper
The Chinese chef maliciously dumped a hot broth with dumplings on an obnoxious customer. It was a wanton soup attack....
This is a typo that people seem to make a lot, so I made this.
