How much do dumplings weigh?

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👤︎ u/Datolite7
📅︎ May 30 2020
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Did you hear the one about a guy who threw a pork dumpling at his friend for no reason?

It was a wanton wonton

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How much does wonton soup weigh? One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.
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Absolutely souper

The Chinese chef maliciously dumped a hot broth with dumplings on an obnoxious customer. It was a wanton soup attack....

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👤︎ u/MilPens
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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This is a typo that people seem to make a lot, so I made this.
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What's the heaviest noodles?

Wanton noodles

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👤︎ u/frostphate
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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How much does a dumpling weigh?

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