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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/el0ise-
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Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?

you only get one shot

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There were 2 monkeys sitting in the bath...

One says to the other: 'oooooo eeeeee oooooo aaaaa'

The other says: 'put the cold tap on then!'

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Which Witch is a Sandwich
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gingernuts13
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I want the normal one too! (Op u/ItsSrikerOMG)
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThunderMuffin16
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Dad : β€œI need to call the doctor today.” Mom : β€œWhich doctor?”

Dad : β€œNo, the regular kind.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quint_Cordewener
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Two monkeys are sat in the bath. One says "oooh oooh aah aah"

The other says "well put some more cold in then"

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Found on r/terriblefacebookmemes
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A man walks into a hospital, he says to the receptionist, β€œI have an appointment at 1:30.” She replies, β€œWhich doctor?”...

The man says β€œno thanks, just a regular doctor please”

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What do you call a dead wallaby?

A walla-was.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/martinroshak
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Told my friend I had to make an appointment with the Doctor, he asked which doctor?

I said no, just the regular kind.

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Wheel of Fortune should host a show in Washington state.

Then I could winna Winnebago in Walla Walla, Washington

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anaconda386
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Just pulled this one on my family

Me: I heard a story today about a bakery in eastern Washington. They're having a promotion where you can get a free loaf of bread if you yell "voila!" at the right time.

Wife: oh-kay....?

Me: Just holla' "voila!" for challah in Walla Walla.

Wife: (blank stare)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spoonhocket
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Dad:"I need to call the doctor today." Mom:" Which doctor?"

Dad: "No the regular kind."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quint_Cordewener
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I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today."

"Which doctor?" she asked.

"No, the regular kind."

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Sometimes, my wife makes it *too* easy.

"I need to call the doctor today."

"Which doctor?"

"No, the regular kind."

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