GF- “Why do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over.”

BF- “ Our relationship is what? Over.”

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👤︎ u/syniss
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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I bought my wife and I a set of bargain brand walkie talkies.

She didn't receive it very well

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I want to post a walkie talkie joke,

but I need to think it, over.

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👤︎ u/PsychoCow1
📅︎ Mar 21 2019
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I got voted in as Chairman of the Walkie-Talkie Association today

The vote was 10 - 4

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📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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What did the inventor of the walkie-talkie call a nightmare?

A screamie dreamie.

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👤︎ u/NuccSucc
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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Dadjoked a manager over the walkie.

I was working the closing shift at a retail store where every associate carries a walkie. Before closing time, a manager will generally ask which departments need help zoning (cleaning, facing merchandise, etc) and the associates will help the other departments. The other night:

Manager: -kssht- How are we on the floor?

Me:- kssht- Gravity.

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Texting walkie talkie lingo is confusing.

My dad texted me to remind me to turn in my rent, he thinks I'll forget something important like that I guess. I didn't respond from his initial text message so he quickly sent me another

"Please confirm. Roger over and out."

I responded saying "Thank you!" he was clearly not happy with this and said

"You're supposed to say "Roger..Over" at the end of your communication. Over"

I replied "Roger I love you. Over"

My dad responded with "My name is Dad, not Roger. What the Hell? Over" ...

I will never understand his humor.. But it makes me laugh.

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👤︎ u/LynaM
📅︎ Nov 25 2013
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Walkie talkie banter

At work we use walkie talkies so I asked a guy if they can get something ready at 10:30. He said 10-4. And I said no it's 10:30.

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👤︎ u/Dudephatal
📅︎ Sep 09 2014
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What do you call a cross between a centipede and a parrot?

A walkie talkie.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 01 2021
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What do you call when you come across a lizard and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie

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👤︎ u/Chooch182
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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"You're so childish" said the wife.

"Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends, this is ridiculous, this relationship is over!"

"This relationship is what? Over"

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 15 2020
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What do you get when you mix a centipede and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie

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👤︎ u/nkiehl
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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......not mine (credits to the person it belongs to.....

Wife: Our relationship is over.................... Me (through the walkie-talkie): Our relationship is what?, Over...

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An okapi walks into a large print shop.

He's carrying a piece of paper; the only thing on it is a large letter O. Asks the clerk if he can get it printed onto ten pieces of paper, immediately.

The clerk (in this particular shop) has to use a walkie-talkie to communicate with the staff in the back room to see if they can do the job right now.

"An okapi wants O copies. Copy?"

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What do you get when crossbreed a parrot with a centipede?

A Walkie Talkie

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What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

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What do you call a parrot when he can't fly?

A walkie talkie

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👤︎ u/mattmilli1
📅︎ Jul 04 2018
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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede ?

A walkie talkie

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