Talkie Puns

but I need to think it, over.

The vote was 10 - 4

A screamie dreamie.

My dad texted me to remind me to turn in my rent, he thinks I'll forget something important like that I guess. I didn't respond from his initial text message so he quickly sent me another

"Please confirm. Roger over and out."

I responded saying "Thank you!" he was clearly not happy with this and said

"You're supposed to say "Roger..Over" at the end of your communication. Over"

I replied "Roger I love you. Over"

My dad responded with "My name is Dad, not Roger. What the Hell? Over" ...

I will never understand his humor.. But it makes me laugh.

At work we use walkie talkies so I asked a guy if they can get something ready at 10:30. He said 10-4. And I said no it's 10:30.

BF- “ Our relationship is what? Over.”

She didn't receive it very well

A walkie talkie.

A walkie-talkie

But every once in a while you find one that is downright shit talky.

"Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends, this is ridiculous, this relationship is over!"

"This relationship is what? Over"

A walkie-talkie

I asked him if he was a mushroom?

"No??"

"Because you're being really shit-talky right now"

One of my proudest moments

Wife: Our relationship is over.................... Me (through the walkie-talkie): Our relationship is what?, Over...

With 'guac'ie-talkies.

He's carrying a piece of paper; the only thing on it is a large letter O. Asks the clerk if he can get it printed onto ten pieces of paper, immediately.

The clerk (in this particular shop) has to use a walkie-talkie to communicate with the staff in the back room to see if they can do the job right now.

"An okapi wants O copies. Copy?"

*I'm playing the piano and my dad walks in Dad: Hey son! What note is this!? Me: Uh what are you talki- *dad farts very loudly Dad: An F shart!

A Walkie Talkie

A Walkie Talkie

A Walkie Talkie

A walkie talkie

A walkie talkie