W Shingling Puns

A list of puns related to "W Shingling"

Need a new roof? Let me recommend my sister’s all female company...

All the Shingle Ladies.

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👤︎ u/zedhead0628
📅︎ May 30 2021
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You hear about the retiree who opened a bar for lonely roofers?

It was a shingles bar...

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👤︎ u/Uncleherpie
📅︎ May 11 2021
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In these challenging times, I worry about the virus and keeping a roof over my head.

So I went and got the shingles vaccine.

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👤︎ u/reedandsue
📅︎ Apr 08 2021
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Why was the house itchy?

Because it has shingles.

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👤︎ u/FierieFairie
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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2 pebbles washes up on the beach. One says to the other, "Are you married?"

Other replies, "No, I'm shingle."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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Have you heard Beyonce's new track dedicated to Scottish roofers?

"All The Shingle Laddies"

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👤︎ u/Fritzdkat
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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My wife and 2yo were just watching Paw Patrol. There is a cow mooing into a cell phone to video chat with the team to ask for help for a cat stuck on the roof.

I told my wife "That cat would have way more grip on roof shingles and I expect more I realism from talking cartoon cows. This is "UDDERLY" ridiculous."

She may have buried her head and avoided eye contact for a bit. I was proud.

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👤︎ u/trich101
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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They delivered materials for our new roof today. I looked out the window, confused. Said to my son, “huh, that’s weird. There are several pallets out there. He asked why that’s weird.

I was just expecting a shingle pallet

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👤︎ u/The1hangingchad
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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Today I found out that roofing in the summer heat can be really dangerous.

WARNING: HOT SHINGLES ARE IN YOUR AREA.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 14 2020
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What's the biggest perk of being a roofer?

There are hot shingles in your area

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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My dog initially barked when the people installing my shingles started then barked again as they finished...

Re-roofing complete.

*Edit: reworded punchline. I think it might be better said "replacing my shingles" but I cannot for the life of me edit that part...

*ahem* without hacking.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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Why Don't Roofers Like Getting Married?

Because they prefer the shingle life!

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👤︎ u/IAmXChris
📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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What do you call a nearby roof that's been in the sun all day?

Hot shingles in your area.

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👤︎ u/bloodredrogue
📅︎ Jul 20 2019
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The doctor did a culture test on me and it came back positive!

For shingles :/

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👤︎ u/Colorado87
📅︎ Sep 18 2019
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Daughter: Dad, can my girlfriends and I start a Roofing Business?

Only if you call it "All The Shingle Ladies"

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👤︎ u/onejdc
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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Someone told me a joke about the tops of houses

but I didn't laugh a shingle bit

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👤︎ u/gnhhjmmnnbggh
📅︎ Jul 11 2019
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Roofing jokes get to me

...every shingle time.

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Jul 31 2017
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Why was the old house in pain?

It had shingles.

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👤︎ u/Gabriel3334
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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Did most roofs have chickenpox as children?

Because now they have shingles.

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👤︎ u/DeanHinkle
📅︎ Sep 19 2018
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Why was the roofer sent home from work?

He had shingles.

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👤︎ u/She_Likes_Cloth
📅︎ Mar 20 2017
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I saw a targeted ad selling roof-cooling services.

Looks like there are hot shingles in my area.

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👤︎ u/Level_51
📅︎ May 26 2018
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My dermatologist prefers payment in large bills

But all I have is shingles.

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👤︎ u/ALinchpin
📅︎ Dec 08 2017
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I helped my dad with some roofing today, and I think that the house had chicken pox when it was younger,

because now it has shingles.

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👤︎ u/mttmllr32
📅︎ May 13 2018
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Where's the best place to find roofers to dates?

A shingles bar.

(My dad tells this about my spinster aunt)

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👤︎ u/safetymeetingcaptain
📅︎ Dec 25 2017
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My little sister has shingles

And my older sister and I find it fairly funny. I'm chuckling to myself and my little sister says

>What are you laughing at?

I, in a stroke of genius, respond with

>Nothing. Not a shingle thing.

Me and my older sister laughed, my little sister just looked at me like I'm stupid.

I hope this is worthy of being called a Dad Joke.

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👤︎ u/Moonhowler22
📅︎ May 16 2014
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A roof layer goes to the Doctor...

The doctor says "The results are in, and, I'm sorry, you have shingles"

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👤︎ u/CaptainMatthias
📅︎ Oct 20 2016
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If you've had a pox on both your houses,

the shingles virus is already on the roof.

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Apr 16 2016
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Why did the house have to go to the doctor?

Because it had shingles

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👤︎ u/PKMKII
📅︎ Jul 04 2015
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Two Dad Jokes on the way home from dinner

Mom to Grandparents: Have you guys had a lot of problems with shingles? Dad: I sure do, I have them on the roof & Mom: Look at all those rabbits, we could have them for supper Dad: Yea, but what would they bring?

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👤︎ u/Spinnert9
📅︎ Dec 22 2013
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Got my friend yesterday

Me: "What's wrong dude?" Him: "I have Shingles" Me: "Good, my roof needs redone" Him: ..."Ugh"

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👤︎ u/Bluecrabby
📅︎ Jul 23 2014
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What did the roof say to the other roof?

Are you shingle?

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👤︎ u/MrIca
📅︎ Nov 23 2018
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My house is sick ....

It has shingles.

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👤︎ u/chris92057
📅︎ Dec 11 2017
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