A list of puns related to "Vulturous"
Birds of Pray
A vulture walks into an airport with a dead raccoon. The gate attendant says "Would you like to check that?" And the vulture says, "No, it's carrion."
Dad vulture: "Carrion, my wayward son."
I thought it would have counted as carrion.
On a cloudless day, vultures are more quick to carcasses that have had more time in the sun on mountain tops.
They can smell what the rock is cooking.
They only need to take their carrion.
"It's my carrion."
Because they never forget their carrion
"Carrion, my wayward son."
The flight attendant looked at him and said, "Sorry sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
Because all they need is their carrion
They prefer carrion.
The airline wouldn't let him check his carrion
Carrion
“Only two carry-ons are allowed”
They're strictly carrion birds
They get free carrion.
Carrion luggage!
Too much carrion luggage!
Hahahaha!
They prefer carrion
You are what you eat
The vulture said. "Oh this? This is my carrion luggage."
They gave me a discount vulture.
The Prince of the vultures had always been a rebel, but he surprised everyone when he announced he was going to be a vegetarian. And nobody expected this to divide the vulture kingdom, with nearly half the vultures supporting the Prince's choice. Tempers flared, and civil war was brewing when the Prince burst into the King's chambers.
"Father," he cried, "I never meant to cause this. I'll do anything you say to reunite the kingdom. Please, Father, what should I eat?"
The King set a plate of roadkill in front of the Prince, and said "Carrion, my wayward son. There'll be peace when you are done."
Do you have any baggage to declare?
No thanks, just carrion.
...and the vulture said, "I'm clearly permitted one piece of carrion luggage."
"I'm sorry, only one carrion allowed per passenger'.
They're not allowed carrion luggage.
They just keep calm and carrion
They fired him on day one. He was caught eating carrion.
He had an excessive amount of carrion luggage.
"I'm sorry, sir, you're only authorized ONE carrion."
And said, "Sorry, everyone is allowed only one piece of carrion."
They are carryon birds.
Dead Serious!
his carrion was overstuffed
They didn’t like his carrion.
Carrion.
His carri-on.
the air hostess noticed the rotten meat they had with them and said "hey you cant bring that on board" Vulture" but this is carrion luggage"
They just take carrion.
Just their carrion
The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, you're each only allowed one carrion."
Carrion.
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