The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many vision puns
Why do programmers have perfect vision?
My distance vision is getting worse.
The moon was out this afternoon and I could only see half of it.
20/20 vision
now i’m just mad that there were people with 20/20 vision in 2019 and they didn’t tell us.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
... Because his parents died
Do you have problems with your vision?
You should get it looked at
I predicted Covid-19 3 years ago. Guess I got 2020 vision
Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
I have been diagnosed with special vision able to identify comic buffoonery and ridiculous humor...
...my optometrist just told me that I'm very farce-sighted.
What do you call milk that has moved through your field of vision?
Do you know what is used to provide vision at night at school playgrounds?
What type of salt has the best vision?
Why does ketchup always have good vision?
Because Heinz's sight is always 20-20.
I might lose vision in both my eyes soon
Trying to stay optometristic about it
Before 2020, everyone made jokes about 20/20 vision...
But no one saw this apocalypse coming
Why do all golf players have 20:20 vision
Because its a non contact sport
An homage to a one-time teen star suspended from the Muppet*Vision ceiling, Disney World
If you don’t think anyone cares about your vision going bad...
If you've already planned out next year you've got 2020 vision
Anyone else wake up with perfect vision today?
What's The Vision's favorite year?
I made a 20/20 vision joke and I'm ashamed
So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
A friendly reminder to use the 20 20 vision joke until you physically can't
I lost my vision last month, but I've started a business selling origami...
The name of my company is Blindfolds deluxe.
My vision may be bad today
but tomorrow it'll be 2020.
I’m postponing my vision check-up till next year. (I’m told it will be 2020 by then)
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might".
How many dads are going to wear NYE party glasses and say they have 20/20 vision?
My son saw a sign that said 'please keep children under supervision' and asked "dad, have you got super vision?". I never thought of the word 'supervision' that way before.
What do you call a dinosaur with bad vision?
I figured out that my vision is good when the sun is out, but not when it's down.
The difference is night and day
Would you say that people making financial and climate predictions for next year have... 20/20 vision?
My nephew told me that he's never had vision insurance.
I told him he really should look into it.
I’m very optimistic about the upcoming U.S. elections. I feel as though the country will be able to move forward with a strong, clear vision.
I can see it now, 2020 will be a great year for vision puns.
Why does programmers have perfect vision?
2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
I can’t wait to see them all
I’m going into this year with 2020 vision
The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
This year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
I can cut down a tree only using my vision. It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!
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